Churchmanship according to beverage

Work in progress, which will be added to as an overview of the 'tribes of liturgical churches':

• Espresso: Latin Mass

• Turkish Coffee: Byzantine Rite/Orthodox

• Moka Pot: Prayer Book Catholic Anglican

• Decaf: Old High Church Anglican

• Cappuccino: Anglo-Catholic / Anglican Missal

• Breve Latte: Broad Church / Novus Ordo

• Soy Chai Latte: TEC

• Hot Chocolate: Ancient-Future Evangelical

• MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO: Three Steams

drip coffee is so universal it is hardest to place; perhaps for Byzantine and/or Laudian High Church for different reasons. More likely early church, whatever that was.

(All meant tongue-in-cheek)